For Whom It Should Concern!!!!
So you are sitting down for a surf and turf at your favorite restaurant. You bite into the succulent meat of a lobster dipped in butter. What could be more satisfying? Have you ever considered the concept of a robot lobster? Of course not…how absurd. Well they exist. Created by Aleister Crowley during his studies of the open ocean and magik. Robot lobsters have created most of today’s known diseases. Including: A.I.D.S. (which was blamed on homosexuals,heroin users,the government,and worst of all monkeys), gingivitis, sors, the common cold and of course warts. There is no use for robot lobsters they are inedible and only consist of gears and microchips. They comb the sea bed only looking for trouble. They must be stopped at any cost. Please join us in killing these creatures who have spread galaxywide and interdimensional. By starting your own Die Robot Lobster Die division in your community. Only we can stop this menace and rid the world of disease, poverty, disenfranchisement, and over all hate.
Thank you and God speed,
The task team at Die Robot Lobster Die!!!
